The 09ers

No, we’re not asking for your money.

We’re asking for your help in asking our government for money.

You see, we’ve noticed that some folks who have made some shoddy decisions are now able to get preferred money-recipient status from the government.

We’re interested. We figure we’re even more attractive candidates for the relief programs because, as reasonable folks who have lived within our means and, not fancying modern and borderline-criminal “banking” practices, we haven’t a steam of toxic debt oozing from our asset books.

So, where do we sign up?

Any information on how we can apply for a TAF loan from the Fed would be much appreciated!